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The Owings Mills Outback sucks hard, in the year or so since they’ve been here, I’ve tried to get curbside takeout from them 3 times and all 3 times was kept on hold for over 5 minutes before I got pissed off and hung up. At least there’s always Artful Gourmet.

I really don’t like to get too political here since I try to keep LD away from global issues and events that do not occur in the land of Henry but sometimes I see shit and I can’t control myself. I’m ashamed to admit that I voted for Bush the first time around but I […]

I have two things to get off my chest about work. First is that I think I’ve been too nice the whole time I’ve been there. No one has seen the asshole side and because of that people don’t fear me. I’m not saying I’m god and all shall worship me or feel the lightning […]

I walked out of work today and it was amazing out. On the drive home I got inspired to take a quick jog which I did. After the jog all I wanted to do was relax with a beer and some quality WoW before Scrubs and the Office but somehow Blizzard has managed to make […]

When I got moved to the “new” building at work, one of the perks was that it was on the other side of 97 so I didn’t have to deal with the light from hell. There used to be a nice series of connections between 4 parking lots that let me get to my […]

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there was a pirate. Actually there were pirates, many, many of them. But the Republic with their intolerance of all things that go “Arg!” decided to send their Jedi after the pirate race. A long war was fought and the pirates were almost exterminated. Utilizing the Underwater […]

The fucking solder didn’t fix everything, the fan worked fine for a while before it started making the fucked up sound again. But it did work long enough for me to download and apply the new WoW patch only to have it corrupt the files again. God mother fucking damnit Blizzard. I sent you guys […]

Mischa Barton from The O.C. is one of the hottest teen stars which means she’s responsible for setting fashion examples for the current generation of teeny boopers. Sadly she has failed in this task when she decided to wear snow boots and a robe in one of the episodes of the show. Today I finally […]

Sometimes I really need to stop reading the news and just block the outside world. The most recent instance has to be this article about the Monday Night Football and Desperate Housewives stunt. I don’t normally give a shit about football so I had to download the commercial. It might be offensive for people who […]

I can tolerate
Celebrities who are no smarter then normal people, often dumber, like to tell people who to vote for
The insecure e-voting system made by Diebold.
Spending 1.5 hours in a high school cafeteria to place my vote
Stupid commercials that end with “…I endorse this ad”
People who vote for Bush
Bush as our president for the next […]

This whole not having cable thing is really starting to bother me. The gameplan was to make some dinner, shower, then head over to the Coliseum to catch the Yanks/Red Sox game. I get out the shower and find that a really large person is taking a leak over Owings Mills. Instead of driving through […]

I actually got some mail today including a DVD from Netflix that I had them remail. No flaming bags of poop yet but I’ll go to Target to pick up a fire extinguisher tomorrow. Last day of work tomorrow before my 3 day weekend which will be followed by 3 days of work and another […]

I think the USPS is going to leap past the MVA, or DMV for the Jersey folks, as the worst government service agency to be. I moved into the new loft on Friday and have not received anything in the mail yet. Naturally this pisses me off because Netflix has already sent me two DVD’s […]

Grades for the spring semester came out earlier this week and graduation is now official. The only grade that I was surprised with was the C that Bourner gave me in 416L. I had known about this grade since he posted it on blackboard but I kept hoping that he would find some sanity while […]

I should be reading more Plutarch but I realized that I haven’t updated in a while so enjoy this condensed version of what’s been going on these past couple of days. Ian had his graduation/birthday party on Friday with the typical Hanson lab people plus Karyn and Adam. Jackie had Karyn spend the night on […]

I went to the RadioShack in Owings Mills mall yesterday to pickup some wire for the 416L project. First of all, I hate malls on the weekends. There are always an abundance of jackasses ranging from those who can’t seem to fit their car between the two lines in the parking lot to those who […]

Types of people that piss me off: comment spammers, kids who cheat their way through college, and people who can make plans with you but don’t even have the courtesy to give you a call to let you know that they can’t make it. Now if this was the first time it happened or if […]

Stupid stupid people who are either too stupid or ignorant to realize that the EZ-Pass lane is actually intended for people who actually have a EZ-Pass. I swear every other time I drive from MD to NJ, or NJ back to MD, I run into some stupid fucker who just gets out of his car […]