:Lobsterdog

I’m gonna flip out, like a ninja. And you should flip out too.

Anyone want to get me this?

I added new links to the right detaiing how I’m wasting my time these days.

Everyone has to go and check Google Maps out. It flat out beats mapquest and yahoo maps in everything except for printing out directions. As soon as google implements a better system, bye bye mapquest.

Things don’t look too good for Ian and Jackie. Beyond the whole Irish kid factor, the wedding stable, and now this… sorry kids, I’m fighting for you but fate seems like she made up her mind.

Crazy awesome weekend, enjoy some more ALCS quotes about the game on Saturday.

What the Yankees did to the Red Sox in Game 3 was almost unspeakable. It was darn near obscene. They should have placed a parental lock on the broadcast of this game. When the DVD hits the stores, a label should be attached.WARNING! […]

Never again will I make fun of Jackie for this gruesome ordeal she has endured in order to reach Indiana.

Everyone thank Samson for finding the most expensive mug ever. Table sold separately

I couldn’t of said it better myself.

Now if I could get The Onion to talk about Lobsterdog.

Jackie can now stay in the country for up to 30 days at a time!

One way to get your kids to hate you

Went to “The Gap” to test out some of the robots that they have at work today. It was amusing watching them tear through the piles of khakis and teeny boopers. Bah if only we went to that Gap to test the robots, the blood and carnage would have been great. Despite the lack of […]

Go here and check it out

Just saw today’s comic on Penny Arcade and the one from Monday. I’m expecting to see a comic on Teresa on Friday.

I’m so going to NY to get this if I ever win the lottery.

Everyone go check out the job predictor. Some of the more memorable results:
Chris Wells, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.
Keira Knightley, Your ideal job is a Headteacher.
Mandy Moore, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.
Stupid cracks end here

This is why I didn’t want to work there

Because some fat people won’t drink diet coke

Time to start going to Britney Spears concerts.

Ph33r the Swedes

Have you ever wondered how the world will end? This little flash thingy explains the whole process. Everyone thank Xena for this link.

Reminds me of the good times in Jersey with Teresa.

Every time I read about shit like this I wish we could mount an appropriate response. If they kill American, we should respond with killing a proportional amount of Iraqis from the same town. I believe Gabriel from Swordfish said it best:
“They bomb a church, we bomb 10. They hijack a plane, we take out […]

Anyone else need more proof that Andy Roddick is gay?

Has anyone seen Chris today?

I guess we’ll all be smelly today

This should erase any doubts about the greatness of lobsters.

Now why didn’t I think of doing this?

I found Guzzlefish the other day and have pretty much fallen in love with it. Although the search algorithm they use needs an upgrade, it still packs a whole lot of features. It took me about 2 hours total to add my DVD collection and my X-box games collection will be added shortly. So click […]

Apparently video games make kids fat and violent.
I guess one out of two isn’t bad.

It’s been a while since there has been any news from Tool but I saw on Toolshed today that work on the next album has started.

“A-Rod to the Yankees represents Steinbrenner at his diabolical best/worst. It’s like having your best girl agree to marry you, finding out you can’t get married because your church won’t allow it, then watching her marry the guy you hate most in the world.”

Rumsfield Fighting Technique
The search phrase of the day is NOT what I search but rather what other people type into search engines that lead them here.

This guy should also sue his parents for not giving him a brain

And you wonder why I don’t like them…

This one’s for you Roberta, just make sure you’re reading the second entry.

Well almost, only if I get in.

Bullshit
Although I do like the way the article ends. “The problem is not a lack of highly educated workers,” said Scott Kirwin, founder of the Information Technology Professionals Association of America. “The problem is a lack of highly educated workers willing to work for the minimum wage or lower in the U.S. Costs are […]

Maybe I’ll take the spring semester off…

Well I think I lost my Frozen Throne CD somewhere in my mess of CD’s and DVD’s. I had originally thought I brought it home with me since I wanted to put a new version of Tower Defense up but it turns out I only brought the case home with me. When I got back […]

Finally there’s a place worse than UMBC.

Ninja’s gone wild

Well for some werid reason, my laptop got the Blaster Virus while I was in the middle of 451.
This isn’t an attempt to supplant Fark but I’ve just come across too many good links today so enjoy
Rant!
And they want to get rid of this guy?
Who says there’s nothing good on Ebay
Free Stuff Count of […]

And I thought I had issues

Somebody get me this for the Celica

So I went to BestBuy this morning to pickup a copy of Frozen Throne and behind me was a kid with his mom. The kid is clutching onto the game like his life depended on it and said “I can’t believe I’m actually holding the box.” I swear if my kid ever says that when […]

Finally a way to get rid of the telemarkerters.
National Do Not Call Registry

Well for the second time this summer, Laura and I made plans to hang out and they ended up not happening agian. So here I am sitting on my ass for yet another day. I went to Best Buy yesterday and got Buffy seasons 2-4 so at least I’ll have that much to do.
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